10-Highest Heels And The Dress

I look back to when Michelle said " You have "NO idea what women have to go through," M and I are going out today to buy me a cocktail dress, yes a "cocktail dress", if you had told me that 10 days ago, I would have bet the world you were wrong.

When I (David) wanted, say a new suit or a pair of pants, I would shower, put my jeans on, pair of sneakers, and ok, a decent shirt, off I went, after about one or maybe two hours I'd be back, suit in hand.

As "Joyce" I have to shower, shave my legs and face, check my nails, toes and fingers, "cant have any chips when your trying on dresses", M says, 

Bra, panties, and for the first time an underskirt, a new pair of pantyhose, these are like the ones I will wear on the night, they shimmer as I pull them up my now very smooth legs, I sit at M's vanity as she dries my hair, I must admit I do like the attention when she brushes my hair, but not always happy about the style she has me wear, but its all part of the smoke and mirrors game I am playing to keep me out of jail.

The style she has chosen today is a rather large "bun", she has pulled the hair up very tight on to the top my head, then places it through a kind of ring, "this will give me the height" M says, a couple of flicks of the wrist and its done, no sign of the ring now, How do women know this stuff?

M - "You will have to learn to fix your own hair before next week, I can't be doing it every morning", 

Oh joy.

At this point I get a little giddy as I think she may have forgotten the gaffe and the corset, lol

M - What are you smiling at?

Me - Nothing.

Bad luck returns, she picks up the corset.

M - Come on Joyce, corset time,

She has begun to call me Joyce 24/7 now, she feels it could jeopardize my situation to call me David and Joyce, I can't argue.

Now, don't think I'm going soft here, I know the corset will have to be tight, but its not as uncomfortable as it once was, 24" waist here I come.

Im at the vanity table again, doing my own make up, I think I've done a reasonable job, M is not impressed. 

M - Joyce, your going out to buy a cocktail dress, if you don't do your make up as you will have it on the night, then we wont be able to tell if the dress looks "Right"

I'm thinking, "Who makes these rules"?

M takes over, I don't see what shes doing because she is blocking the mirror, just 10 minutes later shes done, she moves away, I see the girl in the mirror, Wow, I look like a doll, a lot more make up, more colour on my eyes, more everything and the biggest change!!! false eyelashes.

M picks out a pair of earrings, large silver hoops, and a silver necklace.

As I'm in the corset again, laced by M, I can wear one of M's dresses, she pulls out the dress I told you about in (In the system and up the creek) Yes the one I said "I couldn't keep my hands off her", I wait for her to say "just kidding" it doesn't come, so i say,

Me - You are kidding right?

M - Joyce, you look like your going to a big function, you need to wear a dress to match that look, if you walk in wearing, say that pale blue dress you wore the other day, it wont look "right", 

Great, another "rule" I don't understand.

This is a black lace covered dress, full length sleeves, lace top to wrist, round neck, so basically its all lace from the top of the corset to my neck, M unzips the dress, and holds it out for me to step in, its then she notices, I'm not wearing the gaffe, as my manhood is almost in her face.

She freaks out,

M - Do you think this is some kind of joke for me? Do you think I enjoy dressing my boyfriend up like a Barbie doll? Get one thing straight, you are walking a tightrope with me, one more "joke" like this and your out. I mean it Dave. 

I think about correcting her and have second thoughts.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 

No sarcastic reply this time, (Sir, yes Sir)

Me - I'm sorry, its not easy for me either.

M - I understand that too, but do you see me joking around? I just got you all ready, and now we have to start all over again, and for what?

At that point it didn't seem too funny to me either, she helped me remove the pantyhose and the panties, (I can't bend when I'm wearing the corset) she slid the gaffe up my now naked legs, and helped me arrange the "boys" in there new home, panties, pantyhose, I'm glad we didn't have to take the corset off.

Back to the dress, I didn't realize how short it was, until I got it on, and M zipped me in, I thought about saying something, but M was in no mood to listen to my complaints, as the zip came up my back, I feel the dress encase me in lace, following every curve of the corset,

The only thing left was the shoes, Now some would say I'm lucky to have the same size feet as Michelle, Ive never really looked at it as a good thing, when M brought out her shoes, I nearly fainted, they were the shoes she wears for the casino, 4" black pumps,

M - Now before you say anything, you don't have to wear these now, BUT you will have to wear these on the night, it will only be for a few hours, not all day like I have to, we can take them in a bag to the mall, so you can wear them while you try the dresses on, OK? I put the shoes on and totter around,

M - Try moving your hips as you walk.

It takes me a few tries, I'd like to say I got better, but I didn't, don't imagine there will be too much walking at a dance anyway.

M - Take a look in the mirror Joyce,

I've described each of the things I am wearing, but to see me wearing all of them together doesn't do them justice, I stare at the mirror, as I used to stare at other women, The long legs, the high heels, the short dress, those beautiful curves oh my,

the hair so perfectly coifed,

M - Er Joyce?

I was gone for a minute there, no doubt thinking of an opening line.

Me - Amazing, unbelievable !

I look at the clock, its been two hours already, and we haven't even left the apartment, I (David) would have been back with a new suit by now.

Off to the mall we go.

Cocktail dress - What a nightmare!

Stay tuned......

Bye for now