"OK I'm sorry I wore your favorite boots, how long do I have to stay like this?"
"As long as it takes you to realise to stay out of your sisters room John"
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is working from home today madamIm feeling a little blue today.Blue skirt it is then madamNo Alexa I meant I was a little sad, oh never mind blue skirt it is thenIm working from home today Susan so I win.Yes dear, sit there in your blue skirt and black pumps and think you've won.
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is getting dressed to ride his motorcycleWow his Harley? Im thinking its got to be leather then.Susan please I wont even be able to get my leg over in this skirt.
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is relaxing at homeHmm I’m thinking maybe a pencil skirt today then.Susan! cant I even get a break on Sunday
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is at home getting ready to go out with his friendsI hope his friends like this skirt, I know I do.Get me it of this skirt Susan!
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is at work preparing for a big meeting wth his bossPerfect, Ive always liked pin stripes for the boss, and errrrr Grey tights?Susan please my boss is coming up the stairs.
Girls Have It So Easy“Mom why do I have to wear these clothes, I cant even walk in these shoes”“I heard you saying your sister has it easy so I thought your cousin Annabellecould come for a visit, shall we say a week Tom?’’“There’s no way Im wearing this for a week”“Ok now its two weeks, Wanna go for three?”“Ok Ok but could I wear something a little longer?”
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is in his home dressing for workMatch a knee length skirt to the colour of his shirt hes wearingSusan! I‘m going to be late for work!!
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband pleaseHe is at work madamOk dress him in a black two piece skirt suit, red heelsSusan this is not funny
Just Ask AlexaAlexa?Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?Locate my ex husband please He is in his home dressing for workOk Alexa, dress him in my knee length black skirt, white shirt, red and white striped tie, with black pumpsSusan can you relinquish control of the autodresser Please?
CPOCFD: Common Creepypasta ClichesHello everyone with another chapter of Creepypasta OC For Dummies!Today, I'll list the most common cliches in the making or writing of Creepypasta OCs.And I quote from KomradApex from his wonderful How to Avoid Making Your Creepypasta OC a Mary Sue:"What is a Mary Sue? Different people seem to have different definitions but there is one in particular I am familiar with, and the one most often found in creepypasta Mary Sues. This is the type that is basically the author, only cooler, sexier, and always quick with a bad punchline when they kill someone, with more friends than the author does but still oh so tragic and misunderstood. They probably have cat ears and maybe a mask. And they are always way, way overpowered. Oh, and all the male creepypastas are in love with them. You know the type of character I’m talking about.Now, not every character that has just a few of these traits is a Mary Sue. So don’t
Huge 600+ Question Character TemplateBrief introduction to your character:"(A quote from your character)"NameFirst name:-Meaning:- Pronunciation:- Origin:Middle name:-Meaning:- Pronunciation:- Origin:Surname:-Meaning:- Pronunciation:- Origin:Alias:-Why this alias?:Nickname(s):-Why this nickname?:Title(s):CharacteristicsCanon/Story:Role:Age:How old do they appear?Mental Age:Gender:Race:Nationality:Ethnicity:Blood Type:Birth Date:Birth Weight:Birth Length:Manner of Birth:First Words:Symbol:Sexuality:Religion:Native Language:Spoken Languages:Relationship Status:Chinese Zodiac Sign:Astrological Sign:Tarot Card:Social Security Number:ID number:Theme song:Which Actor/Actress would portray your character:Which voice Actor/Actress would voice your character:Inspiration:Major EventsAge 0-2 (Infancy):Ages 3-5 (Early Childhood):Ages 6-9 (Childhood):Ages 10-12 (Tween):Ages 13-16 (Teens):Ages 16-18 (Late Teens):Ages 19- 25 (Young Adulthood):A
OC Templete: Ed Edd n EddyIntroductionName:Also Known As:Age:Birthday:Astrological Sign:Gender:Sexual Orientation:Past/Bio:About Him/HerPersonality:Occupation:Likes:-----Dislikes:-- ---Fears:Strength:Weakness:Talents and Hobbies:AppearanceHeight:Cup Size:Skin Tone:Eye Color:Hair Description:- Color:- Highlights:- Length:- Style:- Worn:Extra:- Scars:- Piercings:- Tattoos:- Facial Features:- Scent:- Other:RelationshipsFamily:Best Friends:Friends:Love Interest:Enemies:Extra InformationQuotes: "Insert Quote Here"Theme Song:Food:Drink:Color:
Complete Character Bio TemplateVerse: What fandom are they associated with (If they are part of a fandom)Name: Alias: Do they have any nicknames?Real Name: Current Age: Age of Death: If they had died- what was the age they died at?Gender: Ethical Origin: What country or race did they come from in the terms of genetics?Place of Origin: Where did they originally come from or heard from?Species: What are they?Personality: Birthdate: What day and year they were born?Date Of Death: If they had died- what was the date?Astrological Sign: What is sign of the Western Zodiac they fall under?Birthplace: Where were they born?Blood Type: Sexual Preference: (Straight, Bisexual, Lesbian, Gay, Pansexual, Asexual...etc)Relationship: Are they single or taken by a person?Cause of Death: If they are de
Song Meme BLANKSTEPS:1. Put your Ipod/MP3 Player on shuffle2. For each song, pick a couple. YOU MAY ONLY USE EACH COUPLE ONCE!3. Write a short drabble that fits the song AND the couple. You only have the length of the song.4. Do this ten times. Make sure to put the song, artist, and couple at the top.22.214.171.124.126.96.36.199.9.10.
Blank My Little Pony OC Bio SheetName:Nicknames:Gender:Age:Species:Height:Weight:Hometown:Current Residence:Occupation:Mane Color/Style/Length:Coat Description:Eye Shape/Color:Accessories:Allegiance: (Does your OC side with Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, or both? Or, does your OC side with a villian, like Discord?)Cutie Mark:Special Talent:Family:Friends:Personality:Flaws: (Everyone has their good aspects and bad aspects. The flaws are what makes a character seem more life-like.)[Character History](In this, try to include these things:Where is your OC originally from?How did your OC get his/her cutie mark?How did your OC get to where he/she is today?You can also add anything that you feel is important in your OC's history.)[Current Home](Where is your OC now? What does he/she do now?)[Powers List](Basic Pegasus Powers:Intrinsic Pegasus ability to flyIntrinsic Pegasus ability to walk on clouds)(Basic Unicorn Powers:Intrinsic Unicorn ability to use
ZADR/PWF DictionaryZADR - Zim and Dib romanceZADRism - ZADR worshipZADRgasm - going into super freak out mode over ZADRAnti-ZADRs - people who are against ZADRThe PWF Bible - the small green composition book that Reitanna has written EVERYTHING that happens in the comic from chapter 7 to chapter 20. It also has extra notes about the comic. There is a second composition book that has comic ideas written in it for after PWF is finished.Brat-a-zoid - a way to describe Zim in PWFBrat-tastic - another way to describe ZimNOX-U-OWT - sleep medicationSoodokoo - SudokuOctochicken - a cross between an octopus and a chickenThe Freedom Apple - the apple that makes a desperate bid for freedom in chapter 3 of PWFThe Hollywood Pillow - the pillow in Dib's room that gets paid $10 an hour to censor Zim and Dib's junkHABLARBERMASH!! - a generic jeer or outburst that should be said at random points in timeSon of a Tes
Fairy Tail OC Template Information of Character Name (last, first):Nickname:Age:Birthday (if known):Gender:Species:Sexual Orientation: About Him/Her Personality:Good Habits:Bad Habits:Strengths in battle:Weaknesses in battle:Likes:Dislikes:Hobbies:Dreams:Life Story: Fairy Tail Information Type of magic (caster/holder):If caster:Dragon Slayer (if yes, what element):Dragon that raised OC:If no, other (ie: god slayer, molder, memory make, etc..):If holder (what type Ie: keys, ring magic, guns magic, etc..): Guild Affiliations Member of a guild:If so, which one:Guild mark location:Guild Rank (S-class, master, normal):Favorite type of missions:Team name (if OC is part of a team): Family and Friends Parents:Best Friends:Friends:Rivals:Crush:Relatives: Looks and Appearance Body Type/Looks:Height:Weight:Blood Type:Hair Style:Outfits:Accessories/Jewelry:Scars/Piercings/Tattoos:Appearance (picture or not): Extra Theme
Questions for CharactersBeyond The Basics in Building Characters(Or making your 'house' come alive with interesting tchotchkes)This isn't going to be the typical character questionnaire that asks what the character's height, religion, job, ect. I like knowing things about characters beyond their likes, their height and weight, parents' names, and such. I like putting them in hypothetical situations and watching them
come alive, so to speak. If naming and assigning appearance to a character is laying the foundation and giving them background information is building the house, then think of this questionnaire as filling the place with tchotchkes! Sure, you might not mention Bob's scaly feet in your story, but it's nice to know something about him besides his being five feet three inches tall and bald. Yeah, there are 75 questions. I'm sure there are other things I could have asked, but have fun with the ones I have here. 1. Would your character rob a bank if they knew they could get away with it?2. I
Bad Idea"OK I'm sorry I wore your favorite boots, how long do I have to stay like this?""As long as it takes you to realise to stay out of your sisters room John"