The card is the King of clubs, but when I wear girls clothes I feel like a Queen.
Just Ask Alexa
Alexa here, how can I help you today madam?
Locate my ex husband please
He is in his home dressing for work
Ok Alexa, dress him in my knee length black skirt, white shirt, red and white striped tie, with black pumps
Susan can you relinquish control of the autodresser Please?
Go To Girl
I'd been on Facebook for about 5-6 months, I didn't want to post a picture of me, so I actually posted a picture of my cat, I didn't want anyone from school to "Friend" me, I only wanted to speak to the friends that I choose, not those clique girls or any one of the football team, (Hey if I wasn't big enough to be on their team then so be it,) So anyway I managed to get quite a few new friends, we would chat or play war games like Call of Duty, or Mobile Strike.
This is a picture of me, My name is Kim and while I have been talking to my new friends, I began talking to a girl called Mindy, she is very pretty and to be honest I was flattered, she said she liked my cat, and thats why she wanted to be my friend.
The problem is I think I've fallen for her, but because I've never told her my gender, (She never asked, it never actually came up) It's become a problem, she starte
Emily and I have been friends since we first met in high school, we were the tallest skinniest two people in the tri-state area, Emily went on to be a model, surprise surprise, shes so pretty.
One day she asked if I would tag along to a photo shoot, “Its just head shots but I dont like the photographer hes a bit of a creep’’ she said, I assumed they would just be taking pictures of the girls heads, and I hadn't been able to get a job for ages so I spent a lot of time with her I thought why not, what harm would it do.
Just as we were about to leave, I stood up only to get coffee all over the shirt I was wearing, “I’ll have to go home and get changed” I said.
We dont have time Tim, and with that she threw me a T shirt of hers, “Here wear this” she said.
I said “But its a girls shirt”
“Of course its a girls shirt, in case you hadn't noticed, Im a
A family feud has kept the parents from telling the grandparents that they actually had a son, not a daughter. The son's name is Kelly, which is traditionally a male name, but nowadays is commonly a girl's name. The protagonist, Kelly, is shocked to learn that when the grandparents are coming to visit for the summer, his parents are willing to go all the way to keep this secret that they really had a daughter, just because the grandparents are rich and his mom and dad dont want to miss out on their inheritance. Is his social life ruined, or just turned upside down in the best way,
Lets be a fly on the wall of “Kelly’s” life for a while.
“I cant believe what your asking me to do” said Kelly
“Its not just you Kell, we will have to change your room and clothes” said his mother”
“Please don't call me Kell, you know I hate it,”
“Im sorry dear but Kell sounds more feminine
I woke up before him today so I have a head start, Looking forward to a soak in the tub with my favorite lavender scent, shave my legs maybe, then paint my nails, I always feel so fresh after a soak, and the scent of the candles makes my heart beat a little faster.
Where am I? Oh no shes got up before me again, whats that smell, Oh no not the lavender in the tub, Wait! what are you doing, Oh come on you shaved my legs two days ago.
Suck it Princess, I beat you to the draw today so you can look good.
What are you doing now? Painting my toe nails? I wont let you, stop it.
I feel how weak you are today Jeff, You cant stop me, is there a colour you would prefer for your nails?
No! not the red.
Ok now lets see what I can do with his hair of yours, last time you were the one in control you had it cut too short, hmm maybe a couple of barrettes?
I may have got it cut short but it didnt take you long to get me back, by taking us
This is a picture of Jack and his sister Jenny, they are twins.
Jack and Jenny would dress the same as much as they could being boy and girl, this is a picture of them during a family vacation, but Jenny had a secret, and she had decided to share it with her brother, she didnt think he was going to like it much but the truth had to come out, she just hoped they could still be friends after.
When we were starting high school, I told you that mom had washed all your underwear, and that mom had said you had to wear a pair of my panties.
I told you that Emily (The girl you told me you had a crush on) liked boys on the swim team and you should shave your legs.
I told you that I had ordered supe
“Come on Tim it’ll be fun” said Tina
“Yeah right, how can it be fun for me to be dressed up like a girl in drag? Says I
If you come with me and my friends to Drag-con I’ll go with you to the Monster Truck thing next week.
So tempting but I refuse, of course she turns on the water works, “We never do anything together, I think your going off me”
“Im sorry Tina I just dont want to look ridiculous,” (Big mistake on my part)
“I understand honey, so let me and my friends make you up and if you can still see a man under all the makeup we wont go, Deal?”
What could I say she had me, “Ok” she said “Lets get all that hair off you first, go into the shower and put his depilatory cream where ever you see hair except your head of course ha ha”
Twenty minutes later I was hairless, and quiet cold actually, “Ok sweetie hold these while I put the glue on” Tina
Four Little Letters Wrong
Justin Bieber was one of the biggest stars in the world, but with one small slip of the tongue of only four letters, he or should I say “She” became one of the smallest.
See if you can see the difference in this statement.
“Ive always wanted one of those dolls”
“Ive always wanted to be one of those dolls”
Not many people know this but Justin has always been heavily into magic, his friends included some of the top magicians in the country, but he was always looking for something he hadnt seen before, unfortunately he found it, in Spain of all places.
The tour started much the same as all the other tours he had been on, lots of girls shouting his name, lots of them crying, but all of them having what they considered to be the time of their lives, little did they know it would be Justin’s last concert.
After the final song and the obligatory encore Justin wanted to go out on the town, his bodyguards warned agai
Locked out, Pt 2
I stared at the door lock, why is this happening to me? this was to be my last time, dressing as a woman, I had everything planned down to the last detail, my wife was on the trip of a lifetime with her friends, so no chance she will catch me out, I bought the best and most expensive clothes I had ever owned, the best hotel outside of our home town, so no chance of bumping into anyone I knew.
I took a small walk, even talked to some old lady in the corridor, but that wasn't good enough for “Charlee” my female name, oh no “she” had to go one step further, a walk down to the lobby, met my old lady friend, only to find out there is a problem with the locks, now I cant get back into my room and worst still they are going to switch us all to another hotel, until they can sort out the locks, OMG can it get any worse,
and these shoes are killing me.
After my little self rant I tried to calm down, maybe they will sort the probl
Chuggaaconroy QuotesChuggaaconroy Quotes
"SCREW YOU PEOPLE!" Mario Party
"I cheated DEATH twice!" Super Mario Sunshine
"I are totally smart." Mother 3, Firered, Crystal
"It's the magical land of Windows XP!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"Steve's a freakin' trooper." Pikmin
"He's soooooooooooo fruuuuuuuiiiiiittttttttyyyyyy!" Okami
"I are smart." Firered, Mother 3
"...looks like it is and OH MY GOD" Crystal
"YOU GOT THE THINGGGGG!" Wind Waker
"Suupper Ma ri o o RPG, it is the only game just for me...." Super Mario RPG.
"Hey Jon, DON'T EAT THE MUSHROOM." Mario Party
"..unscrew a screw to screw a screw." Super Luigi Galaxy
"Kirby!" Any of them really...
"Teddy!" See above.
"Suicide makes everything better!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"What do you mean I did badly on time?!" Okami
"Two for the price of one grandma!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"Look at my star bit count, I had enough star bits to buy a PS3 at launch value over three attempts ago!" Super Luigi Galaxy
"For the love of Hilary Duff on a stick!" Mother 3
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CPOCFD: Common Creepypasta ClichesHello everyone with another chapter of Creepypasta OC For Dummies!
Today, I'll list the most common cliches in the making or writing of Creepypasta OCs.
And I quote from KomradApex from his wonderful How to Avoid Making Your Creepypasta OC a Mary Sue:
"What is a Mary Sue? Different people seem to have different definitions but there is one in particular I am familiar with, and the one most often found in creepypasta Mary Sues. This is the type that is basically the author, only cooler, sexier, and always quick with a bad punchline when they kill someone, with more friends than the author does but still oh so tragic and misunderstood. They probably have cat ears and maybe a mask. And they are always way, way overpowered. Oh, and all the male creepypastas are in love with them. You know the type of character I’m talking about.
Now, not every character that has just a few of these traits is a Mary Sue. So don’t
[Creepypasta]: Puppeteer Relationship MasterlistAcquaintances/Allies
The Puppeteer loves Emra with his entire heart but he’s at most times unable to confess his true feelings for her. When he first met Emra after his death, he was so frustrated with old memories and emotions, he couldn’t stop himself in a fit of anger and he killed her, choking her death. But when he felt calm and collected again, he was faced with the realization that he had killed his last remaining connection to earth. In a state of panic, he gave her the little life he could and turned her into a living puppet.
He knows of their past shared together and the things he went through of their parting before his death, which makes him feel troublesome and uneasy within her presence. Instead of showing his true feelings, he pushes her around, manipulates her, and humiliates her to make her feel less significant to him than what she really is. But his true feelings remain and the ghost wouldn’t hesit
Survey - Saunders and Terrance
Character Survey - with Saunders and Terrance
Part One: The Violent/Sadistic/Angry Side
1. Does your character have temper problems?
Saunders: No, I don't think I do ^^
Terrance: He doesn't. And me neither Y'know, not temper problems, we're not even close to that..! But yeah, we get angry sometimes I guess. Everyone does, right?
2. Has your character ever beat someone to the pulp?
Saunders: never. I don't think I've ever been into a real fight.
Terrance: I despise violence.
3. Does your character get angry over stupid situations?
Saunders: no, I hardly get angry. I just get...down, kinda blue y'know.
Terrance: I can get angry over stupid things, yeah. Me and Greggy have argued quite some times over silly things, and it's mostly my fault actually. I don't get mad, just a little angry.
*looks at Saunders* Don't you ever get angry at Sam?
Saunders: Well, yeah sure. But I never yell at him or threaten him or anything. Sam is such a smart little dude; h
OC Bio and Profile TemplateOriginal Character Bio/Profile Template
Huge 600+ Question Character TemplateBrief introduction to your character:
"(A quote from your character)"
-Why this alias?:
-Why this nickname?:
How old do they appear?
Manner of Birth:
Chinese Zodiac Sign:
Social Security Number:
Which Actor/Actress would portray your character:
Which voice Actor/Actress would voice your character:
Age 0-2 (Infancy):
Ages 3-5 (Early Childhood):
Ages 6-9 (Childhood):
Ages 10-12 (Tween):
Ages 13-16 (Teens):
Ages 16-18 (Late Teens):
Ages 19- 25 (Young Adulthood):
Character Questionnaire 100 Qs1. What are your names?
2. Do you know why you were named that?
3. What are you?
4. What's your gender?
5. How old are you?
6. What do you think your life expectancy is?
7. What's your height?
8. What's your eye color?
9. How about hair color?
10. Do you think you're attractive?
11. Do you have any features that you want to get rid of, if you could?
12. How would you introduce yourself? If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you?
13. Have any abilities or powers?
14. Stop being a Mary-sue!
15. What do you usually wear?
16. Do you ever walk around naked?
17. Ever cross-dressed before?
18. What do you wear to bed?
19. What's in your pockets right now?
20. To what social class do you belong?
21. What is your job?
22. What is your lifelong dream?
23. What is your worst nightmare?
24. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
25. What's one thing you like an
NTSEFAN's proxy headcanonHere is my headcanon for the proxies in my creepypasta universe "Your Darkest Fears".
Note: I just want to remind people that what you see here only applies to MY universe. This is just how I see the proxies in my universe. Please, don't shove other headcanons down my throat. I just want to be faraway from other universes and to just have fun. I hope you understand.
How the Proxies are chosen
Proxies are chosen in a selective manner, usually based on the skill sets, familial troubles, social interrogation and the overall potential usefulness of the person chosen. Some are chosen because they feel like outcasts while others are chosen because they suffered from unexpected occurrences. They are often observed as children when young, but when the time comes, they are chosen. Sometimes, they will be influenced by Slenderman to do what he desires or what they desire. It's been said that some are willing to serve him through whatever reasons.
The branding of the Operator is usu