Buried A Brother - Dug Up A Sister

That's how it started, but it only got worse, my sisters asked if they could bury me up to my head in the sand, it seemed innocent enough, after all I had done the same to them in the past, I even helped them dig the hole, when the hole was deep enough, I stepped into it, and they started filling the hole in around me, when they got to my waist they added something from a bag they had brought with them, it looked just like a bag of sand, (but why would they bring extra sand?) I was a little worried but I felt it was nothing I couldn't get out of whenever I wanted to, so I let them continue to fill the hole.

When the hole was filled up to my head the girls patted it down, it got a little tight but again I thought it wouldn't be a problem if I wanted to get out, I didn't get worried until two kids started pouring water over my head, "Ok very funny," I said, but as the water poured over my head I felt the sand getting 'tighter' is the only word I can think of to describe it, "How do you feel Geoff?'' Lucy asked, I answered, "I feel ok why do you ask?" 

The time passed and the girls had their lunch, they gave me a sandwich and a drink of water, after about 30 minutes they told me "You can get out now if you like Geoff" I tried to move my feet first, nothing moved, so I figured they were too deep, so I tried to move my arms, again nothing, "Ok what's going on you two" I asked,

"We want another sister, we don't like having a brother'' Cindy said,

"Don't be crazy, what do you mean?" I said,

At that point I tried very hard to move any part of my body, the only thing I could move was my head, the sand had become very dense after the kids poured the water over my head, I didn't realize until it was too late, now I am at their mercy, "Ok jokes over, dig me out now, I demand you let me out"

"Sorry Geoff we're not sure your in a position to demand anything I think you better get down off your high horse or we might just leave you here till tomorrow after the tides been in, ha ha."  "And your probably wondering why you can't move, well that extra bag we mixed in with the sand was cement, it works great when you mix it with sand and water, so your stuck there until we get you out.

As I was calming Geoff down Lucy brought over her make up bag, she pulled a stocking cap out of the bag and placed it on his head, he tried to avoid it but he couldn't move his head enough, then out came the blonde wig, "Is this your colour Geoff?" Lucy asked, not even listening to the rant coming from her brother, "There, doesn't that look pretty, don't bother trying to get it off we used the strongest glue we could find, you will have to cut your own hair to remove it" she said, now let's trim those awful eyebrows, Geoff shook his head the wig barely moved.


"Get the gun Lucy" I heard Cindy say, I asked "Gun, what gun"

"Great idea Cindy you can pierce his ears while I do his eyebrows,"

"Wait a minute, why are you doing this to me, I've always been a good brother haven't I?"

I fired the gun through the lobe of his left ear, he screamed like a baby, I took aim again, he tried to dodge it but he wasn't fast enough, I attached two pearl studs to his ear lobes, "awwww so precious" I said

"Good brother" joked Cindy? You pushed me down the slide and I broke my foot, you used a felt tip marker on Lucy's face when she fell asleep at a party, she couldn't get it off for days, that reminds me did you bring the color markers Lucy?"

"A full pack sis" answered Lucy, when Lucy had given Geoff beautiful feminine arched eyebrows, she used some light foundation powder all over his face, she told Geoff that his make up was all semi permanent and wouldn't wash off for at least two weeks, she darkened his eyebrows slightly with a brown felt tip marker, but just as she was about to glue false eyelashes on him he tried to move his head, she told him keep your head still or I could glue your eyes closed, this is crazy glue you know, Lucy told him, "I'm going to use eyeliner now on your eyes top and bottom, so either let me do it well or you will just look like a clown," when Lucy just had Geoff's lips to finish Cindy brushed his hair and put lots of rollers in it to make lots of curls.

Geoff now looked like a beautiful woman buried in the sand, up to HER neck,

"Ooh Ooh, what shall we call our new sister Lucy?" "Well I think he looks like a Felicity, what do you think sis?" "Sounds perfect" she said.

"Ok" Geoff said "You've had your fun now get me out of here"

Cindy and Lucy just laughed, "Oh so you think we've finished with you Felicity? the best is yet to come"

"What more can you do to me, I look like a damn Barbie doll" he said,

The girls started digging Felicity out, but stopped where the cement started, he found out pretty quickly he still couldn't move at all, his arms, his torso and his legs were still stuck in what he knew now to be a cement like substance.

"Damn you two" he shouted, HELP HELP, Lucy reached over to her bag and pulled out the crazy glue, don't make me do this Felicity, "You wouldn't dare" said Geoff, Lucy pressed the tube onto his lips and squeezed the tube, the clear liquid oozed onto Geoff's lips, the last thing he said before Lucy lifted his jaw to force him to close his lips was, "YOU BITCH"

The sun was at its peak now, Geoff was thrashing around but with no success, he looked up and down the beach, the girls had picked their spot well, there was no one in sight, Geoff wondered why they didn't just dig him out now, but horror came to his face when he saw a bikini top coming out of Cindy's bag, they placed the bikini top around Geoff's upper body and fastened the hooks at the back, this would make a perfect suntan mark on his upper body, the girls had already replaced all his T shirts in his room with flimsy lacy see through tops, and changed all his shorts to mini skirts and changed his sandals to flip flops and heels.

They settled back in their chairs to watch their new sister get a perfect tan ready for the two weeks left of the holiday, they had their new sister, and it would be a quiet two weeks from "HER"