Never Cheat On Hallows Eve

Dave was just changing into his costume for Halloween, he had decided to dress as a biker, he had the physique for it, 6’ 2’’ - 48” chest - with a beer belly that wouldnt look out of place in any biker bar.

As he was putting on the leather biker jacket he had bought at a local thrift store, the phone rang, “Dave help me” said the voice of a women he didn’t recognize, she was hysterical, “Look lady if this is one of those scams Im not interested”

Again the hysterical woman, “Its me Dave its Bobby from the garage,”

“I dont know any Bobby who are you lady?”

“Oh for gods sake I fixed your car just last week, please Dave you gotta help me”

“Ok lady thats enough, my friend Bobby fixed my car”

(As he said the words he realised what he’d just said)

“That was me you idiot” replied Bobby

“Ok if that was you “Bobby” he asked sarcastically, what was wrong with it?”

“I put new spark plugs in remember?”

Silence descended on the phone.

After a short conversation about his car, Dave realised he was talking to someone who at least knew what was wrong with his car, even if he couldnt make out who this lady was. “Ok” said Dave “Send me a picture of yourself”

Bobby sent him a picture he had taken through the bathroom mirror.



“Dave please come over to Kylie’s house you gotta help me”

Dave almost dropped the phone when he saw the picture of the “Girl” 

“Ok buddy Im on my way”

He wasnt sure what the hell was going on, just some kind of practical joke, (But isn’t that normally April) He asked himself, but he was willing to take a chance on this very hot looking woman, he figured he’d go over there and his friend Bobby would be hiding behind a door and they would all have a good laugh at his expense.

It took Dave less than twenty minutes to race over to Kylie’s house, he hopped of his bike, (Yeah you guessed it he was a real biker without too much imagination) as he ran to the door the gorgeous girl was standing waiting for him, “Dave thank god” she said, “Bobby?” Dave asked gingerly, “Yes its me, Kylie found out Id cheated on her and drugged me then dressed me in this ridiculous outfit” said the girl, Dave still had his doubts and stepped inside waiting for people to jump out and start laughing at how gullible he had been.

“Oh man you look great” said Dave “And that voice”

“Yeah” answered Bobby, “Its this collar Kylie put round my neck”

“Dave you gotta help me get out of this”

Dave took a good long look at the costume and found that Kylie had glued the zip shut and attached a lock to the top of it.

“Hmmm” said Dave “Looks like you might be wearing this costume for a while buddy, and with that he picked up his friend and carried him off to his bike.

“What the hell are you doing Dave” he asked,  

“Well” answered Dave, “It seems a waste to not use this to my advantage” and dropped Bobby on the back of his bike, “Why dont we go to that bar you always wanted to check out, you know the one were all the school football players hang out”

Bobby was almost crying as he held on to his friends waist, as Dave screamed
off into the night on his Harley with his “Girl” on the back of his bike.

Happy Halloween Bobbi?



And a Happy Halloween to everyone on D.A.