This is how I pictured me and Marisa one day.
It wasn't to be
My parents and their friends from next door were always having parties and dinners together, I didnt mind, it gave me more time to practice my "Killing Spree" (Dont get too upset) its just the latest video game, I had bought it without my parents knowledge, it cost me an extra twenty to get a guy at school to buy it for me because of my age, but believe me it was worth very dime.
My name is Roger, and when I'm not playing video games, I'm trying to catch a glimpse of the girl next door, she is two years older than me, blonde with gorgeous eyes, she has a boy friend but hes a jerk and doesn't treat her well at all, well not like I would, but why do I fool myself, she would never go out with a wimp like me.
Its Thursday so it's dinner night for my parents and their friends, they usually dont drink much but tonight must be different, I see four empty bottles of wine as I enter the kitchen to get a soda, "Come in here son we have something to tell you" shouts my dad.
"We're going on a safari" he says
"Great" I answer "I'll go pack"
"No, No, son not you, us! The Simpsons and us that is,
"Great so what happens to me, not Aunt Emily again I hope?"
No son, Marisa next door is going to take care of you
Omg, Omg, Marisa my one true love is going to take care of me, its like all my Christmases came at once, "How long will you be going for?" I ask before my heart busts through my chest.
"Well thats where your mother and I disagree, she says 2 months, where I would prefer 4 months, How do you feel about that?"
"Well of course I would miss you both" (Mom started tearing up) but I could never stand in the way of something like a Safari, thats a once in a lifetime vacation, I think 3, no 4 months would be ideal.
"See honey I told you he would be ok, after all he's only two years younger than Marisa, they will be able to look after each other"
(Oh I'll be looking after her I thought, ha ha)
I thought September was never going to end, the Safari cruise was due to leave at the begining of October, my plan was to get as close to Marisa as possible without looking like the stalker I was, by the end of October she would be mine, and I would do anything and everything she asked.
Things went really well the first two weeks, I was cleaning and cooking, everything except cleaning her car, (and I would have done that if she had asked me, Lol)
Then on the third week she asked me if I was going to any Halloween parties, "Yeah of course, just deciding which one to go to, I was lying through my teeth, I hadnt even been invited to one, but she didnt need to know that.
"Who is doing your makeup" she asked
I said "Makeup, what makeup?"
"You must be using make up or you wont look scary" Here let me show you what I mean, she spun me round on a stool and started working on my face, it was still two weeks to halloween but I didnt care we were interacting, I bet shes never done her boyfriends makeup, not that he would need any anyway hes scary enough already.
She wouldnt let me see what she had done until she had finished, she said she wanted me to get the full scary factor, I even let her do something with my hair and no one ever touches my hair, but I was on cloud nine, I called my friend over to let him see how I was going to look for halloween.
The doorbell rang, but it was too early for my friend to get here, just my luck, it was her stupid boyfriend, "Are you ready or what?" he shouted, so typical, "Yeah" she said "I'm already packed"
"Packed?" I asked "What do you mean "packed?"
"Dave and I are going away for a few weeks" she said
"What about halloween? what about doing my makeup?"
"Don't worry roger. I used Semi permenant makeup it should last you till we get back, then she said something very strange....
"You can borrow anything of mine while we are away"
When I looked in the mirror I realized what she meant......