Oh dear looks like the boys have got themselves into another mess, yes you heard right I said BOYS, we continue our story of Melissa and Josh, it's been three years since Josh got trapped in the Autodresser 3000 and came out looking like a beautiful bride, Josh still hates it and still refuses to use it, but Melissa has found a new use for it one night when they are robbed by my two bungling brothers Otto and John, Just so you know they don't normally look like this or dress like this.
After the attempt to try to rob the local department store of all their wedding dresses, (Mannequin Maid) Otto got out in three years, he figured it would be safer to rob rich people in their homes, let's just say he picked the wrong couple, Josh and Melissa were the richest couple in the building and Central City for that matter, he at least got that right, but he failed to take into account the Autodresser 3000, I know what your thinking,
"He wasn't smart enough to outwit a machine that it's only function is to dress you, ha ha"
Well that's not strictly true, Otto didn't know how the machine worked or what had happened to Josh three years earlier, It wasn't a cold dark night like in most stories, since the year 2230 they had been able to control the weather and the seasons, so it was a balmy 72 degrees, partly sunny, with a few fluffy clouds floating a blue sky, "A perfect day for a robbery" Otto told John and they both laughed at how simple their plan was, call the penthouse on the lobby phone to say there was an alarm problem and they were there to fix it, the Southwells would be too scared to not let them at least come up and look at the alarm.
Josh turned to Melissa and said, "There are two men in the lobby saying they have come to fix the alarm, did you know there was a problem with it?
"Not that I know of" said Melissa,
"Ok come up" said Josh,
The plan was working perfectly, it took seconds for the elevator to get up to the penthouse, Otto and John got off the elevator and knocked on the door, there was no other tenants on this floor it all belonged to the Southwells, Melissa opened the door to see the two men holding toolboxes, she had no reason to disbelieve what they were there for, so she let them in, Otto and Josh cased the place, all the time telling Josh that he had nothing to worry about as they had the best system money could buy, Josh answered, "Tell me something I didn't know" and laughed.
When Otto and Josh knew there was no one else in the penthouse they put part two of their plan into place, Otto asked Josh and Melissa to sit down as he had some news that they would find very interesting, when Josh and Melissa sat on their leather couch that changed colour depending on the lighting, Otto said, I'm really sorry to tell you both this, but this is a robbery, and he pulled out a gun, Josh was shocked as was Melissa, Josh asked them "What do you want" Otto said, "We know your rich, so where is the safe" Josh didn't bat an eyelid, he looked over at Melissa and winked his eye, "The money is in the dressing room but it will need two of you to carry it all" Otto and John's eyes lit up, this was the big one, they almost ran into the dressing room and looked back at Josh and asked, "Where is it, where is the safe?"
Melissa knew what the wink meant she was already holding the remote control for the Auto dresser, she pressed red button, the two large glass doors between Otto and Melissa closed with an audible "CLICK, and locked in place, Otto and John began to panic Otto fired his gun at the glass, it didn't break not even a chip, Melissa held the microphone so he could speak to the two trapped men, "What's your name" asked Josh, "Why should I tell you, your only going to call the police" answered Otto.
"Ok Melissa" said Josh "Phone the cops lets get these two fools in prison"
But Melissa said, "We could have some fun first though right?" Josh looked at her confused, but Melissa had already pressed two more buttons, the first was the relaxing gas that Josh had experienced, the two men became much more relaxed, Otto dropped the gun and sat in one of the chairs in the middle of the room the second button alerted the home help (Two robot type machines) the helpers stripped Otto and John and sprayed them with the latest depilatory, all the hair fell from their bodies, including the hair on their heads and faces.
The company that installed the Autodresser had had a few extras added to the original options in the last three years, the first was the 3D copier that could produce sections of skin than bonded to the new body, it had been replaced by a complete 3D copying body skin maker, which when applied to the wearer became DNA attached and became the same size as Melissa which was 36-26-36 this was very painful for Otto and John but because of the relaxing gas only took a few minutes, Otto and John were now sat in the chairs with no hair on their bodies and looked very silly with the hairless womanly shapes that the machine had made for them.
Just as the boys thought the worst was over the 3D printer started up again, this time it produced two perfectly made up hoods, one with long blondes hair, and one with long Brunette hair, the hoods had also been made up to look like models faces, the helpers took the hoods from the machines and stretched them over the heads of the two helpless robbers then they attached he selves to the boys heads by DNA, when the boys got their new faces/hair Otto tried to pull it off John but with no luck.
Melissa let Josh pick out two of his favorite prom dresses for Otto and John to wear, and because they both came from Melissa's wardrobe they fit the boys perfectly. Bracelets and earrings were added and then silver strappy shoes were added to the boys feet, Melissa said, "OK Josh, now you can phone the Police."
"I've got a better idea" said Josh, He pressed some bottons on the remote, "I think they both look pretty good in your old Halloween costumes, don't you think?" Melissa burst out laughing, "But I think they would make lovely brides too," she said.
A few more buttons and within minutes the boys were stripped of their pretty Halloween outfits and they were replaced with two beautiful full bridal dresses, then the boys were released into the streets, but they had a hard time walking in their high heels,
So they sat down, took their shoes off, gave up, and waited for the police to arrive.
i loved you out did your self
Not sure if the police were ever called, but I think they will be very popular in prison...