Women's Change Room's?

"Make sure you get you haircut Karl Lee, ready for your new school"  That was the parting shout from my mum before they went to get the weekly groceries, "Ok stop going on about it" was my reply, famous last words.

Hi, my name is Karl Lee, I have a sister, Sara and I have girlfriend called, Angela, we are all around the same, age (16-17) with me being the youngest, It was Saturday morning when my GF and Sara came into the living room asking me if Id like to go into town with them, I usually go, but I had just bought a new video game, so I told them to go ahead I would catch up with them.

"Dont forget to go get your hair cut, mum will go mad if you dont get it cut, shes been telling you all summer" Sara said.

An hour later, I had done really well with the game, I was ready to take a break and head to town, I looked at the clock, I still had time to have one more game, another hour went fast, no time for a haircut now, ah well, maybe next week, the girls would have finished most of their shopping by now and I could help them back with the clothes they had undoubtedly bought, When I got into town I went to their favourite store, I saw them enter the change rooms with a pile of clothes and bags, already knowing I would be carrying them all, "girls" and shopping, like peas and carrots,

I walked into the change room after them, as I have done many times before, they ask my opinion on what the've bought from a mans point of view, Sara shouted as soon as I walked in, "What are you doing in here, get out" the place was empty, no one saw me walk in, so I wondered what all the fuss was about

"How did you get past the old battleaxe outside," shes had her eye on us since we came in here, "Whats wrong with you? I always come in to the change rooms and tell you what I think about what you bought" Theres a new policy, no men in womens change room, there have been too many complaints, you cant let old the battleaxe see you,

"What do you expect me to do?" I asked,

Here put these on, she handed me a pink hoody, black leggings, that she had bought at another store, you can keep your trainers on, "I'm not wearing girl clothes, you can forget that," Sara said, "Let me look outside", she popped her head out of the curtain, the battleaxe was right there waiting for us, looks like you dont have a choice Karl, then Angela said to Sara,

"Do you have any scissors?"

"I only have nail scissors in my nail kit,"

"They will have to do, sit down Karl",

"What are you going to do?", She brushed my hair over my eyes, told me to close them and cut my hair straight across just above my eyebrows, (Bangs) Sara took my hand and while complaining how I shouldnt bite them, started painting them with red polish. I tried to put a stop to it all, but they were right, I needed just enough of a disguise to get past the woman and get out of the store without her seeing I was a boy, Sara pulled the hood over my head, "Here we go" she said, as I walked to the check out I could feel the woman staring at me, we made it, we got to the check out, Angela had a top and a skirt to pay for, the woman put the two things in a bag and we were through, at that point I got a little too cocky, I said to Sara, hang on I want to buy some gum, I handed over the money and all hell broke loose, alarms, sirens, and flashing lights, I was surrounded by security, even the manager came out, I decided to make a run for it, Sara and Angela were on the outside of the store by this time, I never made it to the doors, I heard the manager say,

"Congratulations "Miss," your our 10,000th customer," to be honest I was so happy, not a thought about what I was wearing, or the manager calling me "Miss" I was thinking about the bike I had won, I had seen this bike in the window for weeks, Sara and Angela came back in the store just in time for them to see me being led to the mangaers office, They thought I had been caught out, Sara called our mum and told her she had better come to the store.

I asked the manager, when I would be getting the bike? "Oh no Miss , thats the prize for a boy, you've won something much better than the bike, you've won the full makeover and scholarship to St Mary's,"

"Isn't that a girls school"?, I asked,

He just laughed and said, "of course it is, and its one of the best schools in the region", I knew it was, because thats the school Sara goes to, Dad once told me, he was sorry, but they couldnt afford to send us both to such a good school, I wonder what he'll say now.

Next thing I know I'm being taken to the salon by the battleaxe, she had a huge smile on her face, I know your not what people think you are but you will be by the time I'm finished with you, She took me to the hair salon, "Give her the works Mary", she won the 10,000th customer prize, "No expense spared the manager said" Mary took me to a bank of chairs where women were having their nails done, I was squirming, until Sara and Angela came into the room, I looked at them in a,

"Get me out of here look!!!!!

Sara told me Mum and Dad were on their way, just hang on, Dad will get you out of this, My nails had extentions added, and there was lots of suggestions from the other ladies getting their nails done, because I am so young they decided pink would be their colour of choice, out of the corner of my eye I could see Sara and Angela nodding.

When they fininished my nails, Mary took me to a place that had a table in the middle, I had no what I was in for, "Take off your clothes dear, and put this robe on, when I return," she told me to lie on the bed face down, I felt a warm feeling on my legs arms and on my face, when I got up off the bed, I notced that I had no eyebrows, Dont worry we can fix that, Phew I dodged a bullet there. "How long before they grow back? I asked, The battleaxe answered they wont grow back honey the have been removed with a laser, Its permanant!

What I didnt know was, they were about to tattoo new eyebrows on my face, I thought she would just draw new ones on, then I could wash them off, Mary said, there you go sweetie I think you'll love what Ive done, all the kids are doing it these days, I looked it the mirror, I had the face of a girl, no hair on my arms or legs, (Not that I had a lot to start with) But my eyebrows were the issue, I tried to rub the eyebrows off my face but nothing happened, where was mum and dad?