Home Made Dolly
This had been a crazy night, I had just broken up with my girlfriend after telling her that her doll collection should be for a little girl not a 20 something adult, when I say crazy im not sure you will even believe me, when I tell you what happened next.
She offered me a drink after I told her I didnt want to see her again, saying
“Ok Tom if thats what you think, no hard feelings lets have a drink for the road and I will see you around.”
That was the last I remember, I woke up with a kind of headgear covering my face, with two small eye holes, I couldnt move and it was hard to make anything out, more of a blur than anything, I tried to shout out but she had put a ball gag in my mouth thats when I knew I was in trouble, I had no way of telling her how sorry I was and hope I hadnt offended her, of course I had offended her, she was a 22 year old woman and I had accused her of acting like a small child.
My first thought was that it had su
Megan, John and Amy?
This is a picture of my sister Megan and me (John) 5 months after we were born.
The perfect family!
My sister and I were both 4 years old when disaster stuck, it was a sunny day and our dad wanted to take the whole family for a drive, “Why not pack picnic mother”, he said as he went out to the car to “Check the car over” he always was so safety conscious. It was one of the happiest days of my short life so far, we had a lovely day, sandwiches, pop and lots of games to play, we were having so much fun, so much so that it had gotten quite late when we set off for home.
Being only 4 years old we dont remember what happened but Mom always told us that a drunk driver had hit us head on, Daddy swerved to avoid the crash, the other car took out the whole of his side of the car killing him instantly, but protecting us.
This is a picture of us 2 years later.
Megan - Mom - John
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“This is so lovely,” said Amy
“I know, I love our lunches together every weekend” said Sally
“There is something I need to tell you though Amy.”
“Do you remember how we met?”
“Not exactly why do you ask?” said Sally
“Well its been five years, it was shortly after I caught that burgular in my
room do you remember me telling you about him?”
Amy started to tell the tale of the burgular breaking into the all womens home she was staying in when she arrived in Canada from Europe. When he broke in I had just finished the course I was taking at the local college, boy did he get a surprise when I hit him over the head with a vase, the noise woke up the matron and she came to see what all the commotion was about, I could have got into a lot of trouble if I had been caught with a man in my room and I panicked, because he was so small I was able to get him into a bath full o
Buried A Brother - Dug Up A Sister
"I suppose you two think this is funny"
That's how it started, but it only got worse, my sisters asked if they could bury me up to my head in the sand, it seemed innocent enough, after all I had done the same to them in the past, I even helped them dig the hole, when the hole was deep enough, I stepped into it, and they started filling the hole in around me, when they got to my waist they added something from a bag they had brought with them, it looked just like a bag of sand, (but why would they bring extra sand?) I was a little worried but I felt it was nothing I couldn't get out of whenever I wanted to, so I let them continue to fill the hole.
When the hole was filled up to my head the girls patted it down, it got a little tight but again I thought it wouldn't be a problem if I wanted to get out, I didn't get worried until two kids started pouring water over my head, "Ok very funny," I said, but as
That Salon Is Ripping You Off.
"I told you to keep your mouth shut Kevin, now look at you?"
"Please make them stop Judy"
This all started a couple of days ago, my husband Kevin was going through the household accounts, complaining about every single bill, well every bill except the money he spends at the pub that is,
"Whats this?" he asked
"What" I said,
$378.00 + Tax "Love.You"?
"Thats the salon I go to honey," I said, "I know it seems a lot but its once every six months and I had a lot done." He fumed at me, "Their ripping you off you stupid cow, look at this bill..."
Hair cut - $49.00
Full Head curls - $49.00
Hair colour, Double Process colour - $149.00
Leg Wax, plus bikini line - $60.00
Shellac Manicure & Pedicure - $59.00
Eye brow wax - $12.00
Can't you see what they are doing? Im going to talk to them about this bill, I begged him not to make a scene but he was determined to give them a piece of his mind, I got up early the nex
We Have an App For That 2
Oh dear looks like the boys have got themselves into another mess, yes you heard right I said BOYS, we continue our story of Melissa and Josh, it's been three years since Josh got trapped in the Autodresser 3000 and came out looking like a beautiful bride, Josh still hates it and still refuses to use it, but Melissa has found a new use for it one night when they are robbed by my two bungling brothers Otto and John, Just so you know they don't normally look like this or dress like this.
After the attempt to try to rob the local department store of all their wedding dresses, (Mannequin Maid) Otto got out in three years, he figured it would be safer to rob rich people in their homes, let's just say he picked the wrong couple, Josh and Melissa were the richest couple in the building and Central City for that matter, he at least got that right, but he failed to take into account the Autodresser 3000, I know what your thinking,
"He wasn't smart enough to
Tony was checking out the pretty girl in the wedding dress,
"You look pretty good Angelo"
Angelo started to laugh nervously.
Central city was a dump, most cities have a bad side, but Central City had four bad sides, it was run by the mafia, the decent people had been run out of town and the only people left were bad guys or bad cops, Our "Hero" and I use the term loosely is called Angelo, most people called him Angie, they would have called him a lot of other names but his brother Big Al was tops in this city, he paid off all the bad cops, and if anyone got in the way they were found face down, or in the river.
The only person that stood up to Big Al was Tony, he used to be Big Al's right hand man, but they had a falling out when Tony suggested they get rid of Angie, "He's a liability Al, look at him, he's barely 5' 4", I've seen more muscle on a shrimp" said Tony, If anyone else had said that he wouldn't reach the door, "Get out" said Al "And
First Come, Best Dressed.
The boys thought they had lots of time before they had to get ready for the comic-con, the girls had other ideas, the girls took the chipmunk costumes first, which only left theses beautiful costumes for the boys.
The girls were happy to help.....
I would like to say sorry to all my followers/watchers, I have been away in California, with no internet connection. I would rather not go into the why's and wherefor's but just so you know I have still been writing so you can expect one story a week for the foreseeable future,
Thank you for your patience.
I have passed this shop many times, too afraid to go in, you see I was married once, it didn't work out, she found another man, maybe she realized before I did that I liked dressing as a woman, She never actually caught me en femme, she came close a few times but I was lucky, she told me she had noticed me watching other women dressing and watching them putting their make up on, I like watching girls/women curl their hair and even when they would put their dangling earrings in their lobes I found myself wishing it was me.
Why is it wrong for men to do what women do? women wear whatever they like, and do whatever they want, no one says anything, even if a woman wears something as manly as a tuxedo, they say how good she looks, or how smart she is, even saying she looks pretty? How can she look pretty in a tuxedo made for a man?
Women have so many different choices too, dresses, skirts, skorts, they can even wear pants,&
Sorry Honey, But Its All We Can Afford
It was a two for one sale sweetheart, I know its a little tight on your brother but he does look cute.
Oh No Not Again
Fred had just finished reading one of his favorite TG stories, but when he stood up he was wearing super high heels and the ankle straps had been locked to his feet, He walked into his garage tottering all the way, and he cut the ankle straps and took the shoes off.
But when he turned around there was a witch and she cast a spell on him and made his bottom half into a woman wearing black fishnet stockings with a red balloon type skirt and red high heels.
Oh man he thought can this day get any worse, he was about to find out as he started to shrink and the woman's clothes fell off him but he looked down to see he was wearing a diaper, That was locked on his bottom, YES he had become a baby, so he went back to his garage and cut the diaper off.
When his wife came home she forced him into a corset with fishnet sto
Evil Sister 3
When Jim was looking for a new look,
his sister took advantage.
Evil Sister 2
Putins sister finally got her way to
practice on her brothers hair
The Good Mother
My story isn't new, I am a teenager, who got herself pregnant, the guy did a runner, my family disowned me, blah, blah, blah, you've heard it all before many times I'm sure, I was one of the lucky ones, the state took care of me, got us a apartment, ok its not the Ritz and people tend to keep to themselves, but as long as I had my baby boy, (Richie) everything else could take a running jump.
I know what your thinking that's not a picture of a baby boy, well as I said everything was going well, the local charity shop would send clothes round for him and that saved me a lot of money which was in short supply, as you can imagine, we got some really nice clothes for a long time, but I guess with the baby population grew faster than the charity shop could keep up with, the quality wasn't there any more, don't get me wrong I'm not complaining, the clothes were free what more could I ask.
Two years went by, I had a new boyfriend, he was great with Ric
Evil Sister 1
John's sister was always bugging him to
let her practice on his hair
No Honestly, I'm A Man
This is a picture of me and my sister, Sarah.
I'd been on Facebook for about 5-6 months, I didn't post a picture a of myself, I actually posted a picture of my cat, I didn't want anyone from school to "Friend" me, I only wanted to speak to the friends that I chose, not those clique girls or any one of the football team, (Hey if I wasn't big enough to be on their team then so be it,) So anyway I managed to get quite a few new friends, and we would chat or play war games like Call of Duty, or Mobile Strike.
My name is Kim and while I have been talking to my new friends I began talking to a girl called Mindy, problem is I fell in love with her, but because I've never told her my gender, (She never asked, it never actually came up) Well now It's become a problem, she would tell me about different issues she was having with her boyfriend, I just listened like a good friend would do, but she wrongly assumed I was a girl, I didn't realize until
I dont know how many of my friends/watchers know that I live in South Beach, Florida, but just for the ones that didnt know,
We are all safe, we all moved to Chicago on Wednesday, I dont know how bad our house was hit, if at all, but we have friends that didnt have anywhere else to go, and our prayers are with them at this very scary time.
Tootsie 2 ?
Pee Wee Herman struggled to get an acting part for years till he heard about Tootsie 2.
You don't like it PUNK!
Otto wasn't the sharpest crook in Central City, Hell he wasn't the sharpest crook in his apartment building, and he treated his girlfriend like crap, she was just waiting for something better to come along, and let's face it Otto was the bottom of the barrel so it wouldn't be long before she left him.
He was always coming up with what he thought were brilliant schemes, he called them "The big one" or "The last one", but they would fizzle out or come to nothing, but this time he had inside information, or so he said, it seems that one of the biggest department stores in town just had a delivery of wedding gowns and Otto was going to break in and steal them all.
It was a simple plan, (it had to be if it involved Otto,) the information he recieved also included the fact that the store had some new rubber mannequines delivered, what Otto was going to do was wear a rubber all in one suit that covered his whole body, head to toe all he had to do was
The secret service did a great job when Barak wanted to leave the White House in cognito. Maybe a little more lipstick though.
Don't Mess With Your Girlfriends Stuff
Josh was bored one day and decided while his girlfriend was out shopping he was going to have a closer look around his girlfriends flat, he went from room to room checking out wardrobes, cupboards and drawers, when he got to the bathroom he noticed a gold coloured spray can, It said on the can,
"Salon Airbrush Legs"
"Spray on perfect legs in an instant"
He laughed as he took the top off the can," How can girls be so gullible,'' he said, as he began to spray the "Deep Glow" spray tan on his own legs, then suddenly he went heady and as he looked to see if his legs were getting the promised tan he realized he had made a terrible mistake, his legs did indeed get the tan promised on the can but the hair on his legs began to fall out and they became slender and more feminine, that was bad enough but his toe nails began to turn Ultra Red, the same colour of his girlfriends toe nails.
He started to panic when he heard the apartment door open, it